My Favorite Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check theCuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cupand drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a largefluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point it'sbest to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl andchuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterersjust pry loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check fortonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose Juervo and make sure to put thestove in the dishwasher.